The Confederate Generals

My new NFL football team is going to be called the Confederate Soldiers. I plan on hiring the WORST players so we lose on purpose like the Washington Generals did when they played the Globetrotters.

Our motto? “The South will NEVER Rise Again!”

Our logo? The Confederate Battle flag but it will be colored Red Black and Green.

I plan on losing like the confederate states did and whine about it like butt hurt snowflakes for over 150 years.

I’m only recruiting players from Liberty University too!!!

Our mascot will be called Jeff Davis or General Lee and he will be chased around the field by a black man on a horse. The crowd will cheer wildly when he gets strung up like a baby steer in a rodeo during halftime.

The band will play Hail To The Chief on a constant loop throughout the entire game and will be performed by an all Muslim Mariachi band with each player playing in different keys.

I want to be as disparaging as I can possibly be.


I’m somewhat kidding.

I totally understand the ruling. I just think it would be fun to poke fun at the anarchist right-wing folks who think we are going back to 1955 again.

Justices Strike Down Law Banning Disparaging Trademarks

“WASHINGTON — In a decision likely to bolster the Washington Redskins’ efforts to protect their trademarks, the Supreme Court on Monday ruled that the government may not refuse to register potentially offensive names. A law denying protection to disparaging trademarks, the court said, violated the First Amendment.

The decision was unanimous, but the justices were divided on the reasoning.”

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